How the fuck does this 39 year old man look better than half the girls in my school
That awkward moment when the king of hell has more integrity than you.
That awkward moment when the King Of Hell has more integrity than most angels.
That awkward moment when the King of Hell has more integrity than most everyone.
Oh. My. God.
They were really terrible for a little while there over some stupid chicken and dumplings. Long story short - I was sad. I came to Tumblr. A tentacular Christmas tree made me feel better.
Night Vale’s Christmas tree. Assuming Santa risks flying over our little desert community~
can we just appreciate the freaking tentacles
Worst Neck Tattoos! You gotta check out #5 It’s so good but bad! Tell me what you think? http://bit.ly/1k9f85x
This man has the power to change the world….
porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick
weird that porn logic is also my life logic?
Wait…so, this isn’t normal?
Freaked me out at first!
ooooh, I do love this! :D