Bloggle Gum

jammygummy:

"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.”

-Douglas Adams

doodlesaresketcheswithnoodles:

Daily doodle #391 - Nick Fury’s new eye

I’m sorry I’m not sorry

findsomethingtofightfor:

Well she did know Hans was trouble when he walked in

ewebean:

landstriderdovahkiin:

SERIOUSLY THIS IS WHAT I EXPECTED TO SEE IN THE MOVIE

A+ PARENTHOOD:  you are doing it right

KILI COVERING BILBO’S EYES

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

Seriously, don’t they know how long it takes to summon Satan? Takes me at least 30 min plus all the other cleaning. After that, I still have to properly wrap my freshly slit hand and get dressed. And people wonder why I take an hour to “wash [my] hair.” 

whenyouthink-hecantseeyou:

I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

I will stop to appreciate this.

I want to be that lady.

thehealthywarrior:

miamiacoda:

swaysclothingline:

asaawhiteperson:

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

Those are carrots

this post is a mess

thehealthywarrior:

miamiacoda:

swaysclothingline:

asaawhiteperson:

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

Those are carrots

this post is a mess

ruinedchildhood:

Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]